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Season 1--Book 2
"It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is."
--Mateo Luna
On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.
“Come Swing with Us!” is the second of five books that make up Season One.
I am pretty sure I get what is going on here...Not 100%, but pretty sure.
Kerry
Glad to see someone else is looking for the unicorn!
This innocent little children’s book gave my husband and I a good laugh.
Collen
Watching my brother read this story book as he began to get the double meaning made my day, still laughing at the expression on his face!”
Gary
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HAHA so innocent yet so not! Filled with double entendre that goes right over a kid’s head
--Sarah I am pretty sure I get what is going on here... Not 100%, but pretty sure.
--Carma Glad to see someone else is looking for the unicorn! This innocent little children’s book gave my wife and I a good laugh
--Curtis “Are you sure this is a kid’s book? I don’t know a whole lot of swinger lingo, but this books seems to take a turn about halfway through!
--Randy Nicely played. This is the most appropriate “inappropriate” children’s book you will ever find. Anybody who complains about this book is just "stuffy".
--Pamela Perfectly done Bimisi!” This book could be sold in certain “swingers” resorts as a souvenir!”
--Charlie (the Boss) Still laughing... Watching my dad read this story book as he began to get the double meaning made my day, still laughing at the expression on his face!”
--Ester Perfect adult party gift Absolutely hilarious! Everybody was crying from laughter while reading aloud. --Melissa Brilliant! I can only hope that Season One is the first installment of many to come! --Debbie This book is tooo funny Naughty books are my thing. This one is awesome. --Timothy ...White elephant gift What a great, and hilariously, unexpected white elephant gift. It was the hit of the party. --Don The double meaning is very well done! The children will not understand why you are laughing so hard… --Missy Bimisi is a genius. The "naughty" part is only known to adults, make it a challenge for yourself to read it to your kid without bursting into laughter. --Larry Come Swing with Me! Great for laughs at a baby shower or swingers party...incredibly versatile. --Richie Hilarious children’s book Come Swing with Us!t is the best conversation starter/ice breaker for any first time meeting in the lifestyle! --Anna Kid’s book? Great birthday gift for the closet pervert that has everything --Sam A real eye opener! I gave this book to my girlfriend, to see it she got the references...she sure as sh*t did. I am pretty sure she is into swinging. --Allen Irreverently funny book Made for great laughs at the office gift exchange party. --Paula Very witty humor! A true gem of a book...Can't remember when I laughed this hard. Suggestive...but is it? Really???? --Kim I love this book I had tears in my eyes I laughed so hard. It's so innocently dirty! --Justine ...They even swing with plain vanilla! Could not stop laughing. I tried to explain the book to my mom, got a bit awkward. --Cynthia Funniest “children’s book” ever written! If you've got a twisted and demented sense of humor, you'll LOVE this book. I love how innocent and naive children are. The funny thing is, the humor is over the head of several adults I know. --Gary Very funny kid’s book/gag gift Bought this book as a joke for my son and have since read it aloud to people on several occasions. Will be purchasing more as gag gifts. --Jason Well done... So funny. Extremely high quality and hard cover. Very impressed with the thought that went into this. --Keith Funniest book ever written. It is the funniest book ever written. To a small child it is merely a book about swinging. To an adult it is also a book about swinging (wink, wink). --Jeffery Oh golly! So inappropriate and so hysterically funny! I have read this to all my children. --Kathleen Perfect for any occasion This would not be appropriate for a classroom, but made a great gag gift for a school teacher we met at a swingers resort! --Amy and Wren They actually wrote these children’s books? I took the Season One Boxset to work and showed my coworkers...no work got done for about an hour and a half...it was the break that we all needed! --Ralph Hilarious children’s book The book is hilarious! I can't wait to give this to my BFF for her baby shower. She is that kind of girl. --Emma ...I admit, it went over my head. I had to look up “unicorn” and “plain vanilla” in the urban dictionary...Bimisi is a rock star! --Jenny A truly talented author My twins love this book almost as much as my wife loves hearing me read it out loud to them, which is hard to do with a straight face.
--Eric Excellent wedding shower present I bought this for a wedding shower. Absolutely hilarious for the right couple. --Mitch Suggestive gift for hubby Bought this book for my husband as a joke since we always joke about swinging. He loved it. It's hilarious! --Rachelle A children’s book for swingers...WOW. This book had me laughing nearly to tears. Perfection on a subject not widely spoken about...I could tell my husband was totally into it, until the last page…”Tim will swing with something fruity” it looked like he’d been sprayed with mace...TOO FUNNY! --Angela Incredible detail! The detail is incredible, things most people don’t get...the black kid with the jack of spades shirt on page 2 had me rolling and it just got better from there! --Tosh Send us a check, Bimisi! Took this with us on an “adults only” cruise...We probably should get a commission, I think half the ship got online and order a copy! --Jake and Jessi You’ve outdone yourselves! Delightfully naughty! --Terry Send us a check, Bimisi! I gave this book to my boyfriend as part of the "surprise, I am totally into swapping!" I thought it would be funny. He laughed out loud as he read it. A great silly gift for every swinger. --Jasmine |
