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Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber!

Season 1--Book 5

"I think I have met Brenda...Oh God, right now I am Brenda!"

--Bimisi Tayanita--to street performer

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard.  Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.


It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale.  As Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another they took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar.  When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said:


“That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn’t talk.”


A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi’s nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of Season One.


Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber” is the fifth of five books that make up Season One.

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What our readers have to say...


...highlight of the day!

Must have gift for a bridal shower! We read this kid’s book at my sister’s shower and it was the highlight of the day! So many things for us girls to giggle about!

--Tammy



...outlandish content...

The rhyming and flow of this children’s book is perfect... along with the outlandish content of course!

--Crystal



Destined to become an instant classic.

I hope you printed over a million copies...You will sell them all!

--Carrie



HAHAHA!!

My sisters and I laugh so hard at this book because our new step mom’s beaver needs a barber too!!
Do you think this book could give her a clue! HAHAHA!!

--Brandi



...Can't stop laughing!

Hands down the funniest illustrated story book I have ever read! Can’t stop laughing!

--Marcus



...my new favorite book...

I am a literature major at a prestigious University...should I be ashamed that my new favorite book is 32 pages long?

--LaTasha



...I met Brenda...

I met Brenda last weekend...she was calling herself Sarah. I promptly lost her number.

--Rob



Funny Book

Probably the funniest book ever written.

--James



Completely original!

Much better than a parody of a children's book….Completely original! Everyone I have read it to has teared up from laughing so hard.

--Mary



Huge hit!

I used this as a gag gift for my mom and it was a huge hit!

--John



Very funny

This is a great book for new or expecting parents. It is very funny. Would recommend to all.

--Patricia



Nailed it

Funniest book I have read in a long time.

--Rob



Funny!

I would recommend this is for a mature and immature audience alike!

--Jennifer



Best gift at the baby shower

Take that all you b*tches who dropped $200+ trying to be as cool as me!

--Rob



Cute

A cute book for kids….A cute book for ADULTS!!!

--William



Hilarious!

Great puns and impressive artwork!

--Michael



Cute storyline

Any kid that you read this to isn't going to think about anything inappropriate--
they are going to think it is a book about a girl with a pet beaver...who needs a barber, such a cute storyline!

--Elizabeth



Awesome!

I have read this book countless times and still can't get through it with a straight face.

--Linda



Gender reveal gift

I gave this as a gift to my best friend at her gender reveal party. She read it aloud everyone was laughing so hard over this book.
I will be buying it for any other expecting parents that I encounter.

--Barbara



They won't expect it

Very funny book for those with a little bit of a dirty sense of humor. Makes a great gift for friends with new kids...They won't expect it.

--Susan



Oh Yeah!

Anyone with a twisted mind like myself will find this book hilarious!!!!

--David



Very happy

Exactly as described. Very happy with my purchase. This book looks like it's for kids but it's not.

--Dick



...Cunning sense of wit!

Hilarious! So inappropriate and so innocent at the same time, the writer has a cunning sense of wit!
Perfect for a good laugh for the secretly dirty minded.

--Joseph



Priceless!

This book is hilarious. Hand it to an unsuspecting coworker who thinks this is actually a child's book and watch their face as they figure out the gag...PRICELESS!

--Susan



...Money well spent.

My 70 year old mother (who has a stick up her a$$ most of the time) laughed out loud while reading this...money well spent.

--Jimmy



...Very inappropriate

It has been quite the conversation starter. It is very inappropriate to the adult mind.

--Jessica



...Not as innocent as it may appear!

I work at the hospital, gave this to one of the nurses…
she got all the way to “Savannah pulled her beaver back to show off what she’d done, her’s has a nice long landing patch...it looks like it’d be fun”
before she caught on that this book is not as innocent as it may appear!

--Sampson



...doubled up with laughter

Pure comedic genius disguised as a children's book, which in my opinion, makes it funnier.
The innocence of the illustrations coupled with the double entendre text had me doubled up with laughter.

--Margaret



These books are magnificent.

The character development is hilarious, if you pay attention, the main characters from each book make cameo appearances in the other books...too funny.
As I am reading Put Tony’s Nuts in Your Mouth, my son is pointing out, “hey there’s Spank the Monkey” and “look, Kate and Tim are having a swingers party!”...
The storylines demand your attention. The illustrations are outstanding. What a wonderful 5 book series.

--Thomas



Insanely funny!

I can't believe this is actually a book! How in the Hell did they pull this off?!?!

--Charles



Laugh out loud funny.

It was a gift from my daughter for Mother's Day. Perfect gift, going to be hard to beat.

--Sarah



This is a ridiculously funny book!

I bought it for some neighbors who are new parents, upon receipt, they called me and could not even talk...took me a while to figure out if they were mad about it...turns out they were having a fit of laughter!

--Karen



Baby shower hit!

I bought this as a gag gift for a baby shower. It was a huge hit. I had a lot of fun reading it prior to gifting as well.

--Betty



My favorite book

After getting my wife several other books along these lines I came across this one.
We could not stop laughing and have been sharing this book with everyone we know.
Will definitely be my favorite book for awhile.

--Richard



Refreshing!

Great gift for an expecting dad. Beats the Hell out of a cigar.

--Christopher



“we have all been there”

I bought this as a baby shower gift, It was a hit and provided many laughs, my sister in law loved it...
The girls in attendance agreed, “we have all been there”.

--Nancy



This is a ridiculously funny book!

I bought it for some neighbors who are new parents, upon receipt, they called me and could not even talk...took me a while to figure out if they were mad about it...turns out they were having a fit of laughter!

--Karen



How well do you know your friends?

Will for sure get those smiles and laughs unless you've completely misjudged your friend’s sense of humor.

--Anthony



...Perfect gift

Written in a children's story format, this funny adult book will have you laughing out loud.
This is a perfect gift for new parents with a sense of humor.

--Lisa



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